Well, it's St. Patrick's Day.
I went to this sports bar/restaurant where I eat lunch, literally, every single day, and people were already getting sauced before noon. I had the urge to ask the woman who serves me lunch every day: "Why are there so many people here? Why is everyone wearing green" real innocent and confused, as if I had no idea what St. Patrick's Day is, but it just seemed mean, so I didn't.
What a bunch of no-good drunks! God hate 'em!
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