"Trugreen Sample Ad #2"

Second sample ad for my high school advertising project. This one is geared to teenagers and rock 'n' roll types, with an emphasis on the male demographic.

"Philosophy of Farful"

The first thing you wanna do when you get out of jail is go bowling. Then commit another crime before you get too rusty.

"Trugreen Sample Ad #1"

For my high school advertising class. This sample ad is geared to the 15 - 35 male and female demographic. It is the least specifically-targeted ad of my campaign.

"Skeleton With A Mustache, That Loves To Chat It Up!"

"'Leather Gods' by The KMX Band"

The newest video from The KMX Band.

"Dylan Does 'Charles In Charge' Theme Song"

"Love Is Stupid" (Animated Metal Version)

"Skeleton Makes Good"

Old skeleton was the town's reject. A total schlub. He had a dead-end job, no woman, and he lived in a shed. Worst of all, he was alone; no friends, no kin to speak of. When he wasn't working or living in his shed, he would walk about town, trying to be a part of it. But who would want anything to do with a bony old skeleton? It seemed his fate was sealed. He entered the bank to make a meager deposit, when he discovered the joint was gettin' stuck up. A robber had the fat, fat-headed manager at gunpoint. Old bony skeleton charged the burglar. What did he have to lose? Besides, maybe if he saved the fat-headed manager, he could get a job at the bank -- a real step up from his job at the laundry mat. The burglar was so taken by surprise that he shrieked like a little girl, tossing the fat man to the side, as old skeleton tackled him  to the ground. Old skeleton got shot, but it went right through. The cops came and arrested the prick, and old skeleton was a hero.  

"The House That TV Built!"

As everyone knows, I've always had a certain flare for architecture: As a kid, I was always fascinated by the "architect's" home -- that house in a neighborhood that stuck out like a sore thumb that was clearly designed by its architect owner, usually futuristic in an original Star Wars sense, kind of a sci-fi expression of what we hoped the future would be like, inadequately expressed with what we had at the present -- and the upside-down house that baffled me until a really mean girl at a bar, who was an architect, broke it down for me. Not a day goes by that I don't wish I had punched that girl in the face. Not a day. What a jerk, she was.

So, it should come as no surprise that the same genius mind that came up with "The House With Wings" (me) has now conjured up this masterpiece: The House That TV Built! (In all honesty, this is a really amazing and groundbreaking genius idea that needs to be carried out. Seriously.) My idea is to design a house from my favorite exterior, and rooms, from past TV shows. I'm talkin' exact replicas, put together, to form the most incredible pop culture feat in architectural history. Check it out:

Exterior: "Empty Nest"

Boys Bedroom: "Diff'rent Strokes"

 Girls Bedroom: "Clarissa Explains It All"

Kitchen/TV Area: "The Hogan Family"

Master Bedroom: "The Cosby Show"

Bathrooms: "Beverly Hills 90210" (one where Kelly Kapowski smoked pot)

Basement: "Full House" (especially when Uncle Jesse converted it into a recording studio)

Main Room: "My Two Dads"

Garage: "Alf"

Study: "Silver Spoons"

Hallways: "Saved By The Bell"

"Shameless Self-Promotion"

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"This Is What I See In My Head"