"Got the Blues"

"Merry Christmas!"

"Manhunter"

"This Is My Mom's Favorite Song"

"The Traffic Song"

"Manslaughter"

"Hippie Scum Must Die"

"MisTrial" - My Law School Band

I'm not in law school, but I'm forming the first (might not be, I didn't really look it up) law school band: MisTrial.

Check out this list of tunes from our upcoming first album, entitled "Passing The Bar":

1. Search Warrant

2. Objection!

3. Pro Se (No Way)

4. Exculpatory Evidence

5. Hung Jury

6. Sustained!

7. Subpoena

8. Mens Rea

9. Objection! (part II)

10. Fruit of the Poisonous Tree

11. Overruled!

The cover of the album depicts a metal band rocking out in court, much to the chagrin of the judge, who pounds his gavel trying to maintain order. Everyone else loves it -- especially the bailiffs.

"Harry Barris" (Trailer)

"Suicide Poetry Jam" - Horrorcore Rap

"Harry Barris"

"Eric: A Man Ahead of His Time"

Check it out:
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/meyer990/erock/

"The Graduation Song"

"Love Prison"

"Six Feet in the Ground" (funk version)

"Bloodbath"

"Helicopters"

"Shred Life"

"Love Prison"

It's the name of my new band. Our first album is: "Love Prison."

Tracklisting:

1. Felon For Lovin'
2. Handcuffed To Missdemeanor
3. Framed For Loving You
4. Is Loving You Such A Crime? Yes, it is!
5. Love Prison
6. Chain Gang Nuptials
7. Visiting Day (Love On The Run)
8. 25 To Love
9. 25 To Love (Reprise)
10. Romancing The Warden
11. Heartbreak Escape

"Hardcore Tattoo"

Just got this one:

"Easy"

"Feel Like Eatin' Lunch"

"Oh Lord, Don't You Hear Me Calling?"

"Shred Till Your Dead"

"Great Opening To A Movie"

A young man wakes up. He gets out of bed, fully-dressed. He combs his hair in the mirror, then goes out the window and on to the roof of his garage. He jumps off, lands shaky, and falls over.

"Starring Matt Le Blanc and a Monkey"

Not as good as the book.

"Music for a Movie"

"Minimalism"

"ALIVE!"

"A Good Plot For A Movie"

A guy goes to Denver and then breaks into someone's house to cook pasta. Then the family comes home and they end up becoming friends. More happens, and at the end, they open their own pasta restaurant -- or maybe they all die. I don't know.

"Avalanche of Power"

If there isn't already a band called Avalanche of Power, there should be.

"A Chair Getting The Chair"

"Ancestry.com"

I used Ancestry.com today and found out that my great-great-great grandfather was some asshole form the 16th century.

"Rock 'N' Roll Warrior"

"Jet Pilot Man"

"Science Camp" (Death Metal Version)

"Shredded"

"D.O.C. (Drug of Choice)"

"Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!"

"My New Ink"

"I Want To Die"

"Something I've Always Wanted To See"

"Sad But True"

"Pure Art"

"I Invented This Fish"

"I Rarely Use The Word 'Genius'"

But check out these lyrics: 

Terror's my name

Killing's my game

There ain't no stopping
A runaway train

Wanna get in my way 

Wanna feel my wrath 

I'm a stone-cold killer 

It's gonna be a bloodbath!

It's gonna be a bloodbath!
It's gonna be a bloodbath!
It's gonna be a bloodbath!
It's gonna be a bloodbath!

"A Constant Reminder"

As many of you know, death is a major influence of mine. Also, it's nice to know someone's interested in you. 

"The Last Song I'll Ever Need"

"Suicide Poetry Jam"

Roses are red
Depression makes you blue
Pull the trigger
BANG! No more you

"Jazz"

"My Town" (Bruce Springsteen Parody)

"The Definition of Awesome" (Just Watch)

"The Children Can't Read"

"Steven Seagal"

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"Hardcore"

Saw a hardcore third grader with this tat.

"The Tale of Wendell P. Wendell"

"Lifeguard"

"Valentine's Day"

If you don't have a spouse or significant other, then Valentine's Day is just really-lonely-and-depressing-but-hey-I-don't-have-to-spend-any-money-on-a-present day.

"Yes!"

Finally got the vanity plates I ordered. Took forever, but it was totally worth it.

"A True Thespian"

In 1972, The Abominable Snowman took home the Oscar for best supporting actor in the film, "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer." His complex, nuanced portrayal of a frightening, yet vulnerable villain, wowed audiences and critics alike. A truly timeless performance that resonates till this day.

"Bob Karate"

"Bisabuelo"

"Great Band That Never Realized Their Potential"

Human Pudding!

"The Vulture"

Uncle Jesse owned The Smash Club. It was a cool place. Bands played there.

However, it was also where Uncle Jesse tried to reinvent himself, musically, as "The Vulture." He thought he needed to harden his image, but he quickly found out that you've got to be yourself in life.

"Robocop"

Did Robocop have to brush his teeth? Think about it.

"The Lawn Guys"

Me (far right) and these two other guys used to have a landscaping company, The Lawn Guys. "If you've got a jacked-up lawn, we'll fix that jawn!" was our slogan. (I came up with it.) 

In the picture, you can clearly see three young men on top of the landscaping world. Then, one day, I showed up to work two weeks late and got fired.

From time to time, I'll see some asshole mowing his lawn and think of those guys -- The Lawn Guys.