"Philosophy of Farful"

Jesus is the answer. The devil is the question. Think about it.

"Cheese No More"

A roommate threw out my cheese. I wrote this poem to deal with the pain.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Katherine
She did everything with ease
But then she was cleaning out the refrigerator
And she threw away my cheese
Pain, devastation, disbelief -- this is what I felt
My cheese was gone, it twas no more
I descended straight to hell
Will I ever get more cheese?
It's anybody's guess
But a life without my beloved cheese
Is a fate worse than death