Albert Einstein is one of the smartest people to ever live. He built the nuclear bomb so we can kill dumb people. His wife wrote the "Theory of Relativity," but Einstein stole it from her when she was asleep. He was also an actor starring in the movie "I.Q." with Tim Robbins and Meg Ryan. That's where he made most of his money. He died in 1998.
Now that it's been confirmed that Brad Pitt put a microchip into all the Corona virus vaccines, and can follow and control me whenever he wants, I have to say I think we've really grown to become friends; I've never felt closer to Brad. In fact, my life's never been better with Brad by side: It's comforting knowing someone so cool and successful is looking out for me, and I've never gotten so many women in my life (a fact I can only attribute to Brad's microchip presence.)
Bravo, Mr. Pitt! Bravo!
Sincerely,
A fan and now a friend
