Thursday, October 25, 2012

"Can You Imagine?"

Can you imagine a guy named Ruce Springsteen? And so, like, every time he gets introduced to someone new, they go: (all excited) "Your name is Bruce Springsteen! Are you related to -" And he goes: "No, no, no, it's Ruce. Ruce Springsteen." And it's a total letdown for everybody.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

"Philosophy of Farful"

If you've been searching and searching for something and you can't find it, chances are, it doesn't exist.