"The Joke's On You"

"Philosophy of Farful"

Surround yourself with lies and you'll find the truth.

"Tough Times"

A bully at school stole all my shirts. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have worn every shirt I owned all at once. Plus, it was a really hot day so it really didn't make sense to be wearing all those shorts, anyway.

"Philosophy of Farful"

Sometimes, life just sucks. What can you do?

"Philosophy of Farful"

I had a dream last night where a deer talked to me. My mind has been set free. The time has come to set yours free, as well.

"Philosophy of Farful"

That which does not kill us just hurts a lot and makes our lives worse.

"Philosophy of Farful"

Go to the bank with a check that's less than a hundred dollars. When the teller asks you how you would your money, say all hundreds. Do it! It'll make ya laugh, ya sad bastard.

"This Is The Kind Of Music My Mom's Into Right Now"