Wednesday, March 27, 2013

"Philosophy of Farful"

Lying can be like a credit card: you might not pay now, but you will certainly pay later -- and most likely with interest.

Monday, March 25, 2013

"Philosophy of Farful"

When life hands you lemons, hand life a hand grenade. BOOM! Take that life, you no-good, lemon-giving son-of-a-bitch! I'll kill you! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!

"Philosophy of Farful"

If nothing's coming to you, why don't you go to it?

"Philosophy of Farful"

Anxiety is like a river that will cause you much pain and discomfort.

Friday, March 22, 2013

"Philosophy of Farful"

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And if that doesn't work, quit and do something else, because you clearly couldn't hack it at that first thing you were trying.

Monday, March 18, 2013

"Philosophy of Farful"

Too many expectations, then expect to be letdown.

"Philosophy of Farful"

There are two types of women in this world: Those who would stab you and those who wouldn't. In general, you wanna go with a non-stabber.

Saturday, March 9, 2013