"Bob Karate"

"Bisabuelo"

"Great Band That Never Realized Their Potential"

Human Pudding!

"The Vulture"

Uncle Jesse owned The Smash Club. It was a cool place. Bands played there.

However, it was also where Uncle Jesse tried to reinvent himself, musically, as "The Vulture." He thought he needed to harden his image, but he quickly found out that you've got to be yourself in life.

"Robocop"

Did Robocop have to brush his teeth? Think about it.

"The Lawn Guys"

Me (far right) and these two other guys used to have a landscaping company, The Lawn Guys. "If you've got a jacked-up lawn, we'll fix that jawn!" was our slogan. (I came up with it.) 

In the picture, you can clearly see three young men on top of the landscaping world. Then, one day, I showed up to work two weeks late and got fired.

From time to time, I'll see some asshole mowing his lawn and think of those guys -- The Lawn Guys.