It was a clerical error with the pants. He got them back, let out to accommodate his fat body. Then he killed the guy who stole his marbles.
THE END.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Monday, April 23, 2012
"Philosophy of Farful"
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Either way, it's a bad deal for the fish.
Sunday, April 22, 2012
"Hambone Smith"
Hambone Smith was a longshoreman. He worked on a long shore, man. He also collected marbles. But one day, someone stole his marbles. He had lost his marbles! Which, in turn, caused him to lose his marbles. "I'll kill 'em!" he exclaimed about the marble thief.
He got lunch, then saw about the business of hunting this no-good ne'er-do-well down and gutting him like a fish. Although, there was also the matter of his pants hanging over his head: He had taken a number of pants to a man named Lee to have them let out because he was getting medically obese. And there had been no word in weeks as to the status of these pantalones.
As if he didn't have enough on his plate!
No, he would have to resolve this pant issue before he did any killing.
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
He got lunch, then saw about the business of hunting this no-good ne'er-do-well down and gutting him like a fish. Although, there was also the matter of his pants hanging over his head: He had taken a number of pants to a man named Lee to have them let out because he was getting medically obese. And there had been no word in weeks as to the status of these pantalones.
As if he didn't have enough on his plate!
No, he would have to resolve this pant issue before he did any killing.
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
Friday, April 20, 2012
"Philosophy of Farful"
Kids are no good at making money because they're too emotional. You can't be emotional in matters of money.
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