"Happened Today"

This guy was washing the windows outside McDonald's and this pretty woman walked up. "My name's Derek. Can I call you sometime? Can you call me?" She didn't go for it, but I was thinkin': Man, he's smooth.

"Philosophy of Farful"

Anytime you see a lemonade stand, stop and buy a glass. If you don't, you'll crush a kid's entrepreneurial spirit.

"Revenge Of The Chocolate Moose!"

"The Lethal Weapon Blues"

"Surf's Up!"

The mice are surfing! So is the dog! Surf's up, dudes!

"Another Classic!"

What did the trash can do when it got angry?
It flipped its lid!

"The Origin of Cabin Fever"

The first reported "case" of cabin fever dates back to 1862.

The Jecks, an early frontier family, built a log cabin out of bulsum wood, the bark of which was infected with saratosis, a white moss-like fungus. Over the winter months, the saratosis caused their skin to break out in a painfully itchy, burning rash. It got so bad that they finally fled and were discovered by surveyors, passed out in the snow. The Jecks eventually recovered, but their fevers were from the colds they caught while lying in the snow, not the cabin.

"The Jokes Keep Coming!"

Why was the drunkard looking forward to jail?
Because he heard there were a lot of bars in prison!

"Bride of Funkenstein"

"The Busking Song"