"A Good Plot For A Movie"

A guy goes to Denver and then breaks into someone's house to cook pasta. Then the family comes home and they end up becoming friends. More happens, and at the end, they open their own pasta restaurant -- or maybe they all die. I don't know.

"Avalanche of Power"

If there isn't already a band called Avalanche of Power, there should be.

"A Chair Getting The Chair"

"Ancestry.com"

I used Ancestry.com today and found out that my great-great-great grandfather was some asshole form the 16th century.

"Rock 'N' Roll Warrior"

"Jet Pilot Man"