"Dinosaur Volcano"

The illustration below depicts--in uncompromising detail--the classic struggle of man vs. nature. Quite possibly man vs. self, as well.

"Bengal Tiger"

The bengal tiger pictured below is a proud animal. It was here long before us and will probably be here long after we are gone. It deserves our respect.

--The snake charmer coalition for the protection of animals.

"The Ultimate Rock 'n' Roll Terrorist"

One of the most important people in the history of rock 'n' roll.

"Killing Spree"

My mom's new band is called Killing Spree.

"Songwriting 101 with Dave Grohl"

"Inspirational Thursday"

Every Thursday, we'll be bringing you a new inspirational video.

"My Mom Loves Death Metal"

Her favorite bands are Death, Autopsy, Pestilence, Gorguts, Obituary, and Foreign Objects.

"I'm on Acid"

A song about acid, among other things.

"Kill! Kill! Kill!" (My Mom's First Song)

Alternative rock in the spirit of Ween. A micro-song. Mike Patton, John Zorn, Mr. Bungle, Naked City.

"Updated Dating Profile"

That first one didn't really catch any fish, so: 

The pictures below capture a man beset by, yes, incredible handsomeness--but also tortured by the restless pain of everyday existence; akin to the quiet despair of an old man, who can't party like he used to.

Me: Let's get down to brass tacs, ladies: Should you choose me? I wouldn't: I spend all day with myself and it's awful. I mean, right now I'm listening to David Koresh music and forgetting my sweatshirts and jackets everywhere--I left one in Delaware. Getting it back sucked.

5'11.