Monday, December 26, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

"Today Is My Birthday"

And the woman who sold me my car sent me a note saying Happy Birthday! It pretty much made my day. What a nice gesture in such a horrible world.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

"A Brief History Of The Beach Boys"

The Beach Boys truly hit their stride with the release of "Kokomo," in 1988. It confirmed how, really, all of Pet Sounds was just growing pains -- most of it missing the mark, sonically -- and how their early "surf" rock era was misguided. Brian Wilson, the band's leader, is at his best on "Kokomo." The smooth Caribbean sound he carves out owes a lot to mentor Billy Ocean, but what it lacks in originality, it makes up for in catchiness.

The song was also featured in the film "Cocktail," an artistic landmark in its own right, and remained at No. 1 for thirty-seven weeks.  

Monday, July 18, 2011

"Join the FBI"

Enrollment in the FBI is down, according to statistics I made up in my head. So I cooked up this "unofficial" recruitment commercial to get people psyched-up about being an agent.

Friday, February 25, 2011

"The Million Dollar Plan"


Introducing "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's

Million Dollar Plan!

The world's best-kept money-making secret 


         EXPOSED!!! 

Make a fortune buying and selling boats. Our six-week program explains how: from getting your boat-selling license, to building a powerful clientele and make a killing!!!






"It's the perfect plan for making millions."





"This thing's genius!"