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"Recession Hits He-Man Hard!"

"He-Man is not the master of the universe; he's not even the master of his own finances! Finally, the Castle Grayskull is mine!"

"Plans For Next Thanksgiving"

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Custard's second-to-last stand was considerably less well-attended than his last stand.