"43 Minute Air Drumming Workout with Andrew W.K."

"BOOM!"

When I was eighteen, I was out walking, wearing this white T-shirt that read in large black lettering: I BEAT MIKE TYSON'S PUNCH OUT. A kid coming the other way stopped and said: Hey, I beat that game." I smiled. "Didn't make a shirt, though."

BOOM! He kept going, leaving me there lit up up like a Christmas tree.