"My New Joke"

Totally original:
"What did the dentist say to the dog?
 Let me see those canines."

"Farewell, Creep Jeep"

As many of you already know, my car, The Creep Jeep, was sent to the boneyard. I had a lot of near-death experiences in that vehicle, my favorite being when I was almost shot and killed with an M-16. I'm serious. My new car doesn't have a nickname yet, has a spoiler, and I will not love it the same way I did the ol' Creep Jeep. Farewell, old friend. And for old time's sake, the following:




I'll miss ya, buddy.

"THE KMX BAND"

Our debut album, "Sacred Cheese," is now available on iTunes. Check it out! Write a review! Tell your friends!

"Top Eleven Greatest Guitar Solos"

1. "Sugarcube" Yo La Tengo
2. "Cult of Personality" Living Colour
3. "Unchained" Van Halen
4. "Annihilate This Week" (live version) Black Flag
5. "Tomorrow" Siliverchair
6. "In the Garage" Weezer
7. "Backwater" Meat Puppets
8. "Maggot Brain" Funkadelic
9. "In Bloom" Nirvana
10. "Unbelievable" EMF
11. "Play That Funk Music, White Boy" Wild Cherry

"Sir Refuse"

There's an awesome part in Janitor 1 where the janitor's "go-to" trash can, Sir Refuse, comes to life and helps him battle a bunch of bad guys.

Love Is A Battlefield

Our short film. http://vimeo.com/12418948

"I'm Insane"