"Scientist of the Year"

I did it!

"Greatest Bumble Profile Ever"

Marc, 39
Burt Misham School of Driving
2005

Over the bar scene and looking for the real thing! I'm an outdoorsman.
My ex-wife and kids, not so much. They left me. Whatever! Yolo!
I have my shit together and so should you. I chop wood every day,
so I'm in pretty good shape. Looking for someone who takes care
of herself, as well.

Favorite quality in a person . . .

Can suck venom out of snake bites.

My dream dinner guest is . . .

Anyone with food. I don't know how to hunt
and I'm starving to death.

If I could eat only one meal for the rest of my life it would be . . .

Anything! There's no game, no berries, or nuts out here!!!

"Dead Body!"

I'm trying to get a part playing a dead body in a short film. I'm so excited (I'm serious) about this coming to fruition. I've played a dead body before (experience!), but it was a comedy; nothing dramatic. This is legit.

"Statistics"

When statisticians talk about odds, they often compare things to the likelihood of getting hit by lightning. But when someone actually gets hit by lightning, they have shit to say about it.

"Valentine's Day!"

Let's be real: If you're reading this blog, you're prob'ly some sad, lonely bastard with nothing and no one. Happy Valentine's Day! No one loves you and no one ever will!

"Recommended Read"

Today I read a book on sexuality and the human body written for Catholics. It's called: "Ugly and Sinful."

"Love Is A Battlefield"

Love Is A Battlefield from John Rafferty on Vimeo.

"I Love David Arquette's Dancing In This Scene"

Skip to 1:15 and let it ride till 1:27.