"The House That TV Built!"

As everyone knows, I've always had a certain flare for architecture: As a kid, I was always fascinated by the "architect's" home -- that house in a neighborhood that stuck out like a sore thumb that was clearly designed by its architect owner, usually futuristic in an original Star Wars sense, kind of a sci-fi expression of what we hoped the future would be like, inadequately expressed with what we had at the present -- and the upside-down house that baffled me until a really mean girl at a bar, who was an architect, broke it down for me. Not a day goes by that I don't wish I had punched that girl in the face. Not a day. What a jerk, she was.

So, it should come as no surprise that the same genius mind that came up with "The House With Wings" (me) has now conjured up this masterpiece: The House That TV Built! (In all honesty, this is a really amazing and groundbreaking genius idea that needs to be carried out. Seriously.) My idea is to design a house from my favorite exterior, and rooms, from past TV shows. I'm talkin' exact replicas, put together, to form the most incredible pop culture feat in architectural history. Check it out:

Exterior: "Empty Nest"

Boys Bedroom: "Diff'rent Strokes"

 Girls Bedroom: "Clarissa Explains It All"

Kitchen/TV Area: "The Hogan Family"

Master Bedroom: "The Cosby Show"

Bathrooms: "Beverly Hills 90210" (one where Kelly Kapowski smoked pot)

Basement: "Full House" (especially when Uncle Jesse converted it into a recording studio)

Main Room: "My Two Dads"

Garage: "Alf"

Study: "Silver Spoons"

Hallways: "Saved By The Bell"