"It's Called Growing Up, And Also Not Getting A Discount"

So, I used the discount card I signed up for and wrote about in my last blog post -- and I got nothing! I didn't save a dime! 

None of the grocery items I purchased qualified for a discount! How many exclamation points can I use in this one post!

I guess it's all about being patient, bidding one's time. That's the real adult thing to do, here. Eventually, this discount card is gonna start saving me money, and then I'll be the one laughing -- not to the bank or anything: the discounts are apparently miniscule.