"Aetna Goes Too Far"

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! If you're like me, you're especially sad and all alone today -- Anyway, as you all know, six days ago Aetna, my health care provider, sent me a complimentary thermometer, a pack of twenty-four sugar-free honey lemon flavored cough suppressants, and a tube of chapstick -- and they really made my day! However, today they not only called for the second time about some stupid survey, but they sent me another complimentary thermometer, twenty-four more sugar-free honey lemon flavored cough suppressants, and another tube of chapstick.

Now it's all just incredibly annoying and aggravating. Aetna has gone loco. They've crossed the line, gone too far, and ruined my day.