"Save The Date"

Hey everyone,

I'm going to be dying this coming Friday, the 24th, at 3 p.m. for supernatural reasons: I'm being dragged down to hell by Satan for insulting his church, whatever.

Anyway, please RSVP so I have a good number for Al, at the cemetery. (He'll be burying me; he's fat, fat, fat, but strong.) If you need to reach Al, call him at 610-FAT-GUY! and I think he's on instagram.

Rain date is 06/05/2019.

Sincerely,

Marc