"An Unforgettable Scene from Janitor 2"

The bad guys have all the hostages lined up for the daily head count. The head bad guy, a real mean-looking guy with an eye patch, gets to the janitor. "Look at you," he says with disgust, "a janitor. You make things clean after other people dirty them up. I oughta kill you right now on principle." "Just as long as I don't have to clean up the mess." Head bad guy laughs. "I like you, janitor, but like everyone else on this boat . . . you're gonna die."