"Where Do They Come From?"

My friend Chris and I were once talking about the old guys at bars who wear Hawaiian shirts. They would almost always be so out of place and we started to wonder where these guys came from, and how you became one of them. I reasoned that it all began with being single well into your thirties, and then one night, you're at a bar, and you look down and you've got a Hawaiian shirt on -- even though you didn't come with one on -- maybe don't even own one. Then you go home and all your drawers and your closet are filled with Hawaiian shirts. The End.