Monday, May 18, 2009

"The Ballad of Jeff"

Jeff was on a Van Halen power trip. He thought he was David Lee Roth. The dude was out of control. Halfway through "Runnin' with the Devil," he was arrested in a Denny's for disturbing the peace. He rebounded with Jeffro Tull, a Jethro Tull tribute band consisting of himself and no one else.

Six months passed, Jeffless. He was presumed dead by the authorities. But then he was spotted working at a car wash in Delaware. That was a while ago.

Last I heard, he was hanging outside Radio Shacks, Friday and Saturday nights, just waitin' for something ta happen.

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