Like the title says, today is my birthday and I'd thought I'd share my yearly birthday horoscope:
With Venus in Mercury's retrograde, you'll experience unheard of lows and excruciating pain this year. In short, nothing -- nada -- will go right for you. Your health is terrible and shall only get worse -- you will begin to have to wear white athletic socks on your hands due to a sightly rash.
You will not get any chicks.
Money: Big problems.
All hell will rain down upon you. You will wish you were never born.
"Always be the fountain, not the drain."
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