"More Dead Body News"

The filmmakers think I might just be right for the part. They asked me where I live. The shoot is kind of far away, but I told them I didn't care about being reimbursed for travel; being part of the project is all I care about. I'm going to get this part or die trying. At which point my dead body can be used as the dead body in the film. Talk about realism! And I still get the screen credit. I still achieve my goal. Nothing can stop me!!!