"Philosophy of Farful"

Let us consider our enemies: Do they hate us, or do they hate themselves? Take for instance, Skeletor's hatred for He-Man. Skeletor's a total cokehead, so does he hate He-Man, or is he always just so jacked-up on coke that he hates everybody? Plus, he's livin' an ultimately lonely life in his Castle Grayskull. He has material goods, yes, but what of his spiritual wealth? None. Thus the source of his hatred. Thus the source of his enemies. Today's lesson: Your greatest enemy may just be your most unhappiest best friend in waiting.