"Dear Ashley"

Right now, I feel like I'm living like an animal, but that I need to take it further. For starters, I don't feel as though I should be living indoors; I feel like I should be living in the wild -- or at the very least in my car. I'd like to live like a werewolf and hunt my food. I was watching something on MTV about people who live in the woods, off the land, and one of the girls was attractive, so I feel like that's positive and could work out for me. Here are the pros and cons I've come up with  for being a werewolf:

                    Pros                                                  Cons

                 

                   It's cool                                             Shun by many in society

                   Don't have to worry                         Probably can't run for elected office

                  about health insurance

                   Get to live outside

                                                                                                          Sincerely,

                                                                                                          Marc Farful

                                                                                                         (Probably gonna
                                                                                                         become a werewolf)