Sunday, September 27, 2009

"My New Invention!"

Have you ever been reading CliffsNotes and thought: "Man, this is almost as long as the book I don't wanna read"? Well, Marc Farful has heard your cries and invented . . . Abridged CliffsNotes! The most abbreviated, cut-to-the-chase synopsis' you can find. Let us take Moby Dick, for example:

This dude, Captain Ahab, got his leg bit off by a whale and so he goes after him to no avail. Lesson: Cut your losses, especially when dealing with giant killer whale.

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