"My New Musical Venture"

My mom and I have started a thrash metal band called Skull Fracture. Now it’s a little known fact that Candy Farful is an accomplished harpist, and thanks to a fairly recent mid-life crisis, a force to be reckoned with on the drums. I’m on guitar and vocals and my twelve-year-old neighbor, Fred, is on bass; he’s only been playing for six months, but he’s got the right attitude. My mom got drunk this past weekend and wrote our first song, “Live Fast and Die Stupid.” It’s good. She plans on getting trashed again this weekend and writing something quote “messed-up” about Halloween. Rock on, mom!