"Happy Birthday, Mom!"

My mom's a devout Catholic, but I'm thinking about getting her, for her birthday, a huge black canvas with a large red pentagram in the middle, and above it, in red letters, it will read: HAIL SATAN! 

I think she'll appreciate the humor. 

"My Parents Are In Jail"

"You know, that guy from Christmas"

An absolutely brilliant sketch.

"Words of Wisdom"

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and also it's way too fucking long, especially on foot. What the fuck! It'll take the rest of your life to get there.

"The Blues"

"Acoustic Death"

"Outro"