"Songwriting 101 with Dave Grohl"

"Inspirational Thursday"

Every Thursday, we'll be bringing you a new inspirational video.

"My Mom Loves Death Metal"

Her favorite bands are Death, Autopsy, Pestilence, Gorguts, Obituary, and Foreign Objects.

"I'm on Acid"

A song about acid, among other things.

"Kill! Kill! Kill!" (My Mom's First Song)

Alternative rock in the spirit of Ween. A micro-song. Mike Patton, John Zorn, Mr. Bungle, Naked City.

"Updated Dating Profile"

That first one didn't really catch any fish, so: 

The pictures below capture a man beset by, yes, incredible handsomeness--but also tortured by the restless pain of everyday existence; akin to the quiet despair of an old man, who can't party like he used to.

Me: Let's get down to brass tacs, ladies: Should you choose me? I wouldn't: I spend all day with myself and it's awful. I mean, right now I'm listening to David Koresh music and forgetting my sweatshirts and jackets everywhere--I left one in Delaware. Getting it back sucked.

5'11.

"Setting A Bad Example"

I feel like this photograph is a bad example because it promotes guns, fire, and smoking all in one.