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There are two types of women in this world: Those who would stab you and those who wouldn't. In general, you wanna go with a non-stabber.

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Don't be afraid of a little pressure: Pressure gives you diamonds.

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Some days you're like an old horse: They should just take you out back and shoot you!

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At night, you can dream of many things: You can dream of your dream girl, who leaves you at the altar, standing there, heartbroken. At night, you can dream of a vacuum cleaner that is also a saxophone, that even though you've never had any lessons, you can play. But come morning, it's go-time: You gotta get on your horse and ride; make things happen. The vacuum cleaner/saxophone will not invent itself.

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Every dog has its day: You'll have your day in the sun, even if you've spent your whole life in darkness.