"Our Newest Member"

Pictured to the left is the newest member of the Catch-22 family, Alan Kaufman. Alan thinks he's better than us -- and we'd have to agree: Whether he's sporting his trademark V-neck or insulting me, he's got that eliteness, better-than-you quality. Alan . . . welcome to the fold. Your comeuppance is right around the corner.

"Thought of the Day"

You know when you're walking through the bed section of a department store?  How great would it be to see someone conked out in one of the beds.

"The News Today" by Bill Hicks

"I Always Wanted A Craftmatic Bed"

"How Does It Feel?" by Bill Hicks

"Tim Wamblaum"

"Stock Footage: The Movie" (Trailer)