"Movie Cancelled?!"

The short film was also a high school student film. (I omitted that fact because it made the film seem quite less cool.) Now, the would-be director has been caught filling up the headmasters bathtub with spaghetti--a great hijink--but it has gotten him kicked out of school.

No more student, no more student film.  

Yes, it's true: no dead body role. It's over.

Excuse me, while I go drink myself to death . . .