"Composers Speak"

As a musician, I'm heavily influenced by the band Tommy Lee Jones fronted in "Under Siege" and the song Jaime Foxx did in "Any Given Sunday." -- Mozart

"Moderately Attractive Stoner Girlfriend"

6 1/2 out of ten.

"Annihilating Your Soul"

Death Skull B-side.

"Sending You To Hell!"

Another Death Skull classic.

"I'm Going To Kill You!"

Pretty self-explanatory.

"Happy Birthday!"

Death metal version of "Happy Birthday" song.

"Montage of Gore"

Death metal song inspired by Deicide and Pestilence.

"I Never Went To High School"

Rick Rosner had the right idea!

"Movie Cancelled?!"

The short film was also a high school student film. (I omitted that fact because it made the film seem quite less cool.) Now, the would-be director has been caught filling up the headmasters bathtub with spaghetti--a great hijink--but it has gotten him kicked out of school.

No more student, no more student film.  

Yes, it's true: no dead body role. It's over.

Excuse me, while I go drink myself to death . . .

"Brain-Dead Blues"

A tribute to every slow blues song ever, but really a tribute to Stevie Ray Vaughn's blues playing, especially "Texas Flood."

"My Bloody Valentine Rip-Off"

Inspired by My Bloody Valentine's song "Sometimes."