"I'm A Moron"

I once got "let go" from this job, and I was kind of in shock and my boss asked me if I had any questions and I said " When's my last day?" "Today, Marc, today is your last day," my boss said. It was awhile before I realized how stupid a question that was and also how sad and simultaneously hilarious the response was: "Today, Marc, today is your last day." Brilliant.