"Male Obesity in America"

Male obesity in America has reached a crisis.

"Fat Man in a Casket"

This song is about my fat friend, who died.

"My Wife's Dead"

Movie about my dead wife.

"Greatest Album Cover Ever"

"Definition of Awesome"

"My Dating Profile"

About Me:

I’m the owner of a small dog walking company called Civil Creatures. I’m a big outdoorsman, as well: biked cross country; done the Appalachian Trail; training for the Iditarod sled dog race--I use my customer’s dogs and have assembled a makeshift sled out of a hand truck, chicken wire, duct tape, Christmas lights, and two tiki torches.

I’m into tats: I have a Little Mermaid back piece; a portrait of Cher (inner left forearm); and LAWN CARE on my knuckles.

5’11. Some gray. The Billy Joel/Billy Idol of my generation. 

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