"Philosophy of Farful"

Some days you're like an old horse: They should just take you out back and shoot you!

"Philosophy of Farful"

At night, you can dream of many things: You can dream of your dream girl, who leaves you at the altar, standing there, heartbroken. At night, you can dream of a vacuum cleaner that is also a saxophone, that even though you've never had any lessons, you can play. But come morning, it's go-time: You gotta get on your horse and ride; make things happen. The vacuum cleaner/saxophone will not invent itself.

"The Hobo Dance"

"Philosophy of Farful"

Every dog has its day: You'll have your day in the sun, even if you've spent your whole life in darkness.

"Philosophy of Farful"

When it stops being fun, hit the road, son! It's true and it rhymes.

"Philosophy of Farful"

If you're thinkin' of giving up on your dreams, you can put that idea in a shopping cart and throw it out the window.

"Philosophy of Farful"

The solution to loneliness: Become miserable. After all,  "misery loves company."