Tuesday, November 21, 2023

"BOOM!"

When I was eighteen, I was out walking, wearing this white T-shirt that read in large black lettering: I BEAT MIKE TYSON'S PUNCH OUT. A kid coming the other way stopped and said: Hey, I beat that game." I smiled. "Didn't make a shirt, though."

BOOM! He kept going, leaving me there lit up up like a Christmas tree.


Friday, September 1, 2023

"The Secret to a Good Haircut"

 Sometimes the secret to a good haircut is just letting the hair stylist do their thing.