"Brad Pitt And His Wonderful Microchip"

Now that it's been confirmed that Brad Pitt put a microchip into all the Corona virus vaccines, and can follow and control me whenever he wants, I have to say I think we've really grown to become friends; I've never felt closer to Brad. In fact, my life's never been better with Brad by side: It's comforting knowing someone so cool and successful is looking out for me, and I've never gotten so many women in my life (a fact I can only attribute to Brad's microchip presence.)

Bravo, Mr. Pitt! Bravo!

Sincerely,

A fan and now a friend

   

"Life and Death"

"Nathan Fielder Genius Moment on Conan"

"The Dumbest Advice I've Heard In Awhile"

 "If I had my life to live over, I'd make all the same mistakes. I'd just make them sooner."

Why wouldn't you not make the same mistakes and only make the best decisions? And why would making them sooner necessarily be any better?

"New Car!"

 This is my new car . . . and, yes, I'm getting a lot of women because of it.

"Science Camp"

"Head Wound: The Movie"