"Becoming An Adult"

You know you're becoming an adult when you get unduly excited on a Sunday about all the laundry you're gonna get done, so you're set for the coming work week. It's pathetic. But you're not alone. 

"Ask Farful"

 Q: If I really like a girl, do you think buying her Twisted Sister's album, Stay Hungry, is a good first move? *Keep in mind I've never spoken to her, only stared at her at the bowling alley.

A: Yes.

"Learning To Swim"

 When I was five, I learned to swim in this drainage spot where a good amount of water would gather, that was located behind an apartment complex. It wasn't far from our house and I don't really remember my parents being around to say yes or no to the endeavor. I taught myself all the basics, the different strokes. You couldn't dive because it wasn't deep enough, even when it rained a lot. I remember a dog jumped in and bit me. Yikes! I went back to the spot today and took this picture and reminisced about just how horrible my childhood really was. The dog part seems especially over the top. I mean, why swim all the way into the water when he could of just bit some unsuspecting kid on the convenience of land? The mysteries of life . . .  

"CKY- Santa's Coming (HD)"

"Karla"

"What's In A Name?"

My friend and his wife just had their first child and named him Jack. I asked my friend later if they had considered naming the child Frankie Sleazeman? That was their second pick. 

"I Like To Drink And Drug"