"New Bumble Dating Profile"

Just another acid casualty looking for love--and a place to stay. Play guitar in an unbearably unfocused psychedelic band. Consider following a Grateful Dead tour the greatest achievement of my life.

"TUXEDO AVE"

I'd like there to be a street called Tuxedo Ave, where a guy is standing there in a tuxedo, at all times. And everyone on the street, even babies, old people, and women, wear only tuxedos.

DARE TO DREAM!

"Math Camp"

Math camp gone wrong . . .

The Shaggs - "It's Halloween"

Cardiacs - "Tarred And Feathered"

"Well-Versed in Death"

"New TV Show"

How 'bout a situation comedy about The Fly? It's Friends meets a man turning into a disgusting fly.