"Best 'Law & Order' Quote of All-Time"

"Killing a man's a strange way of having a good time."

                                                  -- Abbie Carmichael

"Execution"

"My Mom's Addicted To Her iPhone"

"Ode to Jeff Speakman (The Perfect Weapon)"

"Terminators"

After the machines become self-aware, many become increasingly self-conscious: they won't shut up about their weight or the size of their thighs.

"Buckethead Style Lick"

Two-hand tapping lick in the style of Buckethead.

"Suicide Dog!"

I'm currently writing a children's book about a dog who kills himself--hangs himself with his own leash. It's called "Suicide Dog!"

In the story, no one wants him and they're going to put him down, but in an act of defiance, he takes his life and death into his own paws and hangs himself in his cage.