"My Best Idea Yet"

I'd like to see a sign on a door in a restaurant or a store that says: "For Non-Emergency Use Only."

"Mary Cee"

"Philosophy of Farful"

I wish I had all the answers; I don’t. I really have very few. The best life advice I ever heard someone give was this woman who was dying of aids. She said, “I’m trying the best I can to do the best I can.” It doesn’t get much realer than that.

"If Church Was Like A Monster Truck Rally"

"Angela"

"Fat Camp"

"Philosophy of Farful"

If you get a chance to wear snakeskin pants, do so.