"The Greatest Scene In Cinematic History"

"I'd Like To . . . "

I'd like to meet and become friends with an incredibly vain homeless guy, who, despite the fact he lives in a trash can, really takes care of himself.

"Baby San"

"Philosophy of Farful"

Don't pick fights, win fights.

"Philosophy of Farful"

Lying can be like a credit card: you might not pay now, but you will certainly pay later -- and most likely with interest.

"Philosophy of Farful"

When life hands you lemons, hand life a hand grenade. BOOM! Take that life, you no-good, lemon-giving son-of-a-bitch! I'll kill you! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!

"Philosophy of Farful"

If nothing's coming to you, why don't you go to it?