"The Ballad of Gurthang Troll"

"Support the Cause!"

"Can You Imagine?"

Can you imagine a guy named Ruce Springsteen? And so, like, every time he gets introduced to someone new, they go: (all excited) "Your name is Bruce Springsteen! Are you related to -" And he goes: "No, no, no, it's Ruce. Ruce Springsteen." And it's a total letdown for everybody.

"Philosophy of Farful"

No luggage? TBTB: Travel By Trash Bag.

"Philosophy of Farful"

If you've been searching and searching for something and you can't find it, chances are, it doesn't exist.

"Philosophy of Farful"

Jesus is the answer. The devil is the question. Think about it.

"Cheese No More"

A roommate threw out my cheese. I wrote this poem to deal with the pain.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Katherine
She did everything with ease
But then she was cleaning out the refrigerator
And she threw away my cheese
Pain, devastation, disbelief -- this is what I felt
My cheese was gone, it twas no more
I descended straight to hell
Will I ever get more cheese?
It's anybody's guess
But a life without my beloved cheese
Is a fate worse than death