"The Power Shark"

The Power Shark is the most poweful shark there is--and has ever been. It's more powerful than the Maco, Tiger, and Great White. It's also very dangerous; it's more dangerous than Jaws.

"Check This Out, Part 2: Checking Something Else Out"

I give you the Cruella Cadillac de Vil drawing!

"Behold"

Dear Nick:

Robert Louis Stevenson once wrote: “Oft a man holds gold in his hand and does not know it.” Well, on January 24th, 2009, Nick, you held gold in your hand and didn’t know it, and neither did I—but I would the following afternoon. What the hell am I talking about? The house with wings, Nick! That’s your ticket to architectural fame and fortune. It’s brilliant becuz, if a flood or something else bad comes, the house can just fly away. And the technology’s there, Nick. It’s so simple, it’s genius. Enclosed is a slightly crude schematic of “The Flying House!” Note: It is not drawn to scale.

Best Regards,

Marc Farful

"Check This Out"

Check this out: I've designed a new kind of car: The Cruella Cadillac de Vil. It's a Cadillac DeVille, but it comes with a Cruella de Vil fur coat, a cigarette holder, and the car has 101 dalmation paw prints on it. I'd buy it.

"Something Cool Clint Eastwood Would Say"

"When you're looking at me, you're staring down the barrel of a loaded gun." Awesome, Clint! Awesome.

"Being Responsible"

Dear Library,

I have an outstanding balance of two cents via a late fee. I have enclosed the sum.

Sincerely,

Marc Farful

"Good Ol' Mom"

I remember on my first day of school, I was walking out the door and my mom said, "Marc." "What?" "Not everyone's gonna like you."