"Middle Ground"

"When I'm With You"

"THE KARATE MASTER"

"The Coldest Rap (Part 1)" by ICE-T

"Lampshade" by Beck

"Three Piano Pieces, No. 1" by Schoenberg (with sheet music)

"Happy Thanksgiving!" (Death Metal)

"Still In Love With You"

"Girl" -- Slow Jam

"The Star-Spangled Banner" -- Shred Guitar

"Love Song"

The Smiths - Back To The Old House (Official Audio)

"Evening Bell" by Captain Beefheart

Lawn Care and Skeletons Gone Wrong!

"Policy Academy Theme"

Shred guitar！8-Year-Old Girl

Kids in the Hall - Into the Doors

These are the Dave's I Know - Kids in the Hall

Freddie Jackson - You Are My Lady (1985 LP Version) HQ

I wish I could write a song like this. Genius.

"ZZ Top Goes to Egypt" by Camper Van Beethoven

Just more genius from Camper Van . . . 

"Good Cop, Baby Cop"

Paramore: Ain't It Fun [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

"The Landlord" [UNCENSORED]

"Friends Of P." by The Rentals

"Livin' in a Tent"

"Nancy Sings" by Jandek

"Naked In The Afternoon" by Jandek

"I'm Ready" by Jandek

"Death Always Gets His Man (Country Blues Version)"

"Annalee" by Nerf Herder

"Easy Mark" by Nerf Herder

"Golfshirt" by Nerf Herder

"Van Halen" by Nerf Herder

"Camp Nowhere" (1994) Trailer

"Death Always Gets His Man (Country Blues Version)"

"Overstimulated: The Musical" 🎶

"Shawn Christie | Coffee Break Grooves Jam Tracks"

"Tinder Profile"

"Bill Hicks - Ninja Bachelor Party"

"Radish - Bedtime"

"Radish - My Guitar"

"Radish - Apparition of Purity"

"Radish - A Promise"

"Radish - Still I Wait"

"Radish - The You In Me"

"Radish - Today's Bargain"

"Radish - Sugar Free"

"Radish - Dear Aunt Arctica"

"Radish - Failing and Leaving"

"Radish - Simple Sincerity"

"Radish - Little Pink Stars"

"Silversun Pickups - Lazy Eye" (Official Video)

"One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful" (Official Video)

I'm all about this song.

"My Mom Is So Nice To Me"

"Radish - Quicksand (Unreleased Song - Restraining Bolt Sessions)"

Ben Kweller's former band.

"Radish - 200 Miles (Unreleased Song - Restraining Bolt Sessions)"

Ben Kweller's former band.

"Radish - Probably Not (Unreleased Song - Restraining Bolt Sessions)"

Ben Kweller's former band.

"Andrew W.K. - Totally Stupid"

"Big Dumb Face - Duke Lion"

"For My Mom"

"If You're Feeling Foolish . . ."

. . . just remember that when I was a kid I once tried to iron a pair of Umbro soccer shorts. Burned hole straight through them. Everyone laughed at me. Almost ruined the iron.

"Crucial Calendar Update"

I was able to find and purchase a correctly-sized claendar. There may be some hope . . .  

"You Ever See A Guitar Solo SO GOOD You Can't Believe What You Heard?!"

"And We're Off!"

It's the New Year and the first order of business has been trying to obtain a correctly-sized calendar for my bureau, since I have the memory of a 900-year-old man. Usually, my mom gives me a calendar because she, for some reason, always has an extra one -- but this year it was way too small. Thrown into a panic, my mom came to the rescue and said she'd just pick up another one when she next went shopping. Then she showed up with this gigantic slab of a calendar and we're right back where we started, although things seem more desperate, as we can't seem to just buy a normal calendar.

Living in a world where everything is so constantly up in the air, having this calendar situation solved takes on such incredible importance. There's really no telling what will happen. My life is careening more and more out of control without a solid calendar to fall back on. Tomorrow, we try again. Let's hope for the best . . .